A first responder made a video of himself re-enacting some of the ridiculous things he’s heard on the job.  Stuff like . . . people asking him to move the fire truck because it’s blocking their car.

One person called 911 to report chest pains, but all they wanted was someone to get a bottle of water out of the fridge for them.  He even delicately explains to a patient that “nothing ever accidentally ends up there.”