Things Removed From Body Orifices In 2021
December 30, 2021 8:19AM PST
The annual list of foreign objects that required medical intervention to remove from human bodies is out.
EAR: Christmas light bulb; espresso beans; toilet paper; googly eye; wooden end of paintbrush; piece of cake; circus peanut; Tic Tac
NOSE: Rubber snake; mulch; candy corn; soda can tab; rock from fish tank; cat food; number 8 button from TV remote
THROAT: Mood ring; smartphone sim card; USB cable; magnifying glass; cologne sample; golf pencil; guitar pick; poker chip; golf ball marker; engagement ring
RECTUM: Bottle cap; click gel pen; two batteries; glue bottle; stress ball; toy dinosaur; puzzle pieces (plural); head of action figure; carrot