Jamming Needles Into a Voodoo Doll of Your Boss Will Help You Like Your Job
Want to be happier at your job? It’s easy. Just PHYSICALLY TORTURE your boss.
Symbolically. I forgot to say symbolically. That’s kind of an important part of this.
According to a new study of 229 people in the U.S. and Canada, when employees got VOODOO DOLLS of their bosses . . . and jammed needles into them . . . it actually made them feel less resentful about their jobs.
And afterwards, the quality of their work went up too.
The researchers say, quote, “As weird as it sounds, we found a simple and harmless symbolic act of retaliation can make people feel like they’re getting even and restoring their sense of fairness.”
And if you’re worried about casually dabbling in the BLACK ARTS with voodoo, they say other things could work too . . . like throwing darts at a picture of your boss’s face on a dartboard.