Having a kid is, basically, signing up for sleep deprivation torture.  And that can make you do some STRANGE things.

A new survey asked parents what strange things they’ve done because of their sleep deprivation, and here are the top 10 answers . . .

1.  Tried to wash clothes in the toilet.

2.  Poured baby formula into their coffee.

3.  Texted their boss thinking it was their significant other.

4.  Took a shower fully clothed.

5.  Tried to make a phone call on the TV remote.

6.  Left the house totally or partially naked.

7.  Opened the fridge looking for shoes.

8.  Waited for a stop sign to turn green.

9.  Drove to work without dropping off the kids at school first.

10.  Started cooking dinner at breakfast time.

(New York Post)